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Sunday, 29 August 2010

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

First BuddyBate Circle Jerk!

The BuddyBate forum goes from strength to strength, with all new members every day.

Guys are regularly meeting up for duo wanks, and now, for the first time, we have a Circle Jerk to be proud of!

Guys in the London Meets group got together on Bank Holiday Monday for a mutual stroke, and they provided the BuddyBate members with a little taste of the action.

To check out more, click the pic to visit the B8M8 Network site, and why not join the Social Network there too, and see if you can get a hot group together in your area!

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Thursday, 6 May 2010

Getting ready for the summer...

As the weather warms up, the festivals start their clamor to get ticket buyers through the gates.

A lot of the music is fantastic, but there's another reason I love festivals so much.
There's so much cock around!

Some of the sights are immense, not least the urinals in the early morning.



I love those outdoor, low, plastic urinals they line-up back-to-back. Every morning when I go for my first piss at a festival I'm confronted by three or four young men in front of me, often still recovering from their morning boner!

Such a varied collection of cock on open display is not a bad way to start a festival day is it?

Friday, 23 April 2010

Fleshlight Party

Over at the B8M8 Mutual Masturbation forum there's been some discussion of a camping trip in the UK in August. As the group is devoted to sharing masturbation, I considered that this could be an opportunity for a Fleshlight party!

I've heard of them before, and one of my mates shared a story he has from attending one about a year ago.

He's a typical student, a regular guy, straight and with a girlfriend. But last year he was introduced to the sex toy by a special offer going around their area.

He lives in a shared flat surrounded by students, and some clever online adult shop targeted them just as their student loans were coming through. They offered discounts on all their Fleshlight and Fleshjack sex toys just as these guys were getting their money. Not only that, but they offered a freebie to guys who recommended a friend and completed a sale!

This led to a wave of interest from hundreds of students. Pretty soon most of his friends had a Fleshlight or Fleshjack.

So about a month after this wave of intense Fleshlight buying had ended, my mate found himself at a house playing poker with about eight of the tenants, all students. And one of them mentioned that the shop was offering something new. This led to an open and interesting discussion about their Fleshlights (they all admitted to having bought one).

Within minutes several of them had retrieved theirs from their rooms to show off to the others. One had a Fleshlight Ice Wonder Wave, another had a Vagina Vortex, another a Fleshjack Vibro...
My mate had bought a Tera Patrick Fleshlight from the Fleshlight Girls collection, something none of them had seen. They immediately demanded he walk the five minutes back to his place to get it and show them.

A little drunk and a little excited he headed back to his flat and grabbed his Fleshlight.

When he got back, the guys were still comparing their Fleshlight's and one of the guys was sifting through the "House Porn Stash" a collection of DVD's all added to by the tenants for all to share.

He doesn't know how it happened, but after about half an hour of show and tell, the porn was playing and all but one of the guys was shoving his dick into his fleshlight. One of them had decided he had other things to do and left the party.

My mate had never had a mutual wank before, he'd barely ever even get naked in the presence of another guy at the gym. But here he found himself sitting on the floor, surrounded by guys all watching porn, all with their hard cocks sliding in and out of their sex toys.

They chatted, compared, shared experiences, commented on the porn, and watched each other as they fucked their sex toy.


One of the guys suggested a contest. He left and came back with some tape, walking back into the room with his eight inch hard cock bobbing about in front of him.

He laid some tape on the carpet in front of the group as they continued stroking away and joking about his shaved balls.
Then he suggested that they see who can cum the furthest.

After about half an hour of continued wanking, my mate was about to shoot. But another of the guys beat him to it and moved forward, positioning his knees at the line and furiously pumping his cock in his fist. Apparently my mate was a bit jealous, he reckons this guy was really hung. He described it as at least eight inches, thick and with a massive foreskin.
The cum sprayed out as one of the other guys carefully monitored the landing, placing a coloured pin in the carpet where the furthest blob of cum landed.

Then another of the guys took position, firing off to one side and trying to hit the judge, causing howls of laughter.

Then my mate took position. He says he felt weirdly exposed as the other guys jeered and tried to put him off. But it didn't make him any less horny, and he fired off a massive load beating those who shot before him by about five inches.

He didn't win though.

My mate reckons it was the most exciting and interesting sexual event he'd ever experienced. He still doesn't consider himself bisexual or even curious, although he does now admit that he likes watching another cock being stroked and hopes to repeat the experience again.

So who knows, I might go along to this camping trip and invite him too. I'll make sure we both take our best Fleshlight with us.

Friday, 2 April 2010

B8M8 2010 Camping Trip

As part of the increasingly popular B8M8 Network, a member has seized the initiative and begun to arrange the first ever B8M8 Network UK Social Event.



Taking place on a weekend in August, the current plan is for UK (and possibly some European members) to all descend upon an adults-only camping site in the middle of England to enjoy a weekend of camping, socializing, drinking and partying.

And being a Male/Male Mutual Masturbation group, a few wanks with other members is an inevitability.

No pressures, no demands, just a bunch of guys all spending a weekend being rugged out-doorsy type blokes, but all the while knowing a few mutual stroking sessions are likely.

So take a look at the group on SocialParody: Male/Male Mutual Masturbation Group
And check out the forum to learn more about the trip and be involved: Male/Male Mutual Masturbation Forum

Thursday, 25 March 2010

New Male/Male Masturbation Forum!



You may be aware I actively promote the B8M8 Network - the Social Network for men who enjoy Male/Male Mutual Masturbation. Well, there was one thing missing from the group and that was an active forum.


This has now been added and can be accessed here

You don't need to be a member of the original B8M8 Network at SocialParody, but if you haven't taken a look, why not join both?

The Forum is open to all men, regardless of sexual persuasion, who have an interest in Male/Male Mutual Masturbation.

So pay us a visit, sign up and get sharing!

Monday, 22 March 2010

Guys using a Fleshlight Together

It should be clear by now that I love the Fleshlight. I'm a massive fan. So I thought I'd add a few more fantastic images of guys appreciating it. And to stay in theme, they appreciate it together! Also, I've added the complete guide to the Fleshlight and Fleshjack below after the images. So you can learn (almost) all there is to know about this amazing wanking toy...






The Ultimate Fleshlight Guide...

The Fleshlight and Fleshjack are a collection of sex toys designed for men on the principal of insertion of the penis while not intending to replicate the sensation of vaginal intercourse.
In many instances, men's sex toys are designed to mimic the anatomy and/or sensations of vaginal sex. The makers of the Fleshlight and Fleshjack chose to focus more on the sensations rather than attempt to copy the natural form, although they did attempt this with the Fleshlight Girls range and introduced the Lotus insert which is intended to feel like intercourse. This is widely viewed by Fleshlight">fleshlight fans as a failed attempt, and many still prefer the many other textures.
Many men view such masturbatory toys as more pleasurable than those intending to simulate actual sexual intercourse.
While the inner texture itself is not designed to mimic true sensations of sex, the outer appearance of different Fleshlight's depict such anatomical detail as a vagina, a mouth and an anus, while the Fleshjack presents a pair of rounded buttocks. There is also a "non descriptive" version which is simply a slot opening, this is referred to as the "Stealth" model.

Named for its flesh-like inner material and the fact that the outer case mimics a standard (but slightly larger) flashlight, the Fleshlight is designed and produced by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).

The cases for the flesh-like inserts can be purchased separately, and are available in many colours and styles. As are the flesh-like inserts.
There are often new additions to the range of inserts, and many fans of this sex toy collect them for their various different sensations. The textured inner sleeves of the fleshlight include versions such as:
Speed Bump - a fleshy tube of raised bumps
Wonder Wave - series of raised ridges within the sleeve
Vortex - a criss-cross of raised ridges becoming narrow and wider repeatedly
Cyclone - a spiral of thicker ridges becoming narrower
Super Tight - Tighter smooth surface (or textured when associated with variation)
Ultra Tight - Very tight insert
Super Ribbed - closely set and prominent ridges
Touch - Raised nodules set at an angle facing the penetrating member
Original - Plain and smooth inner surface
Lotus - carefully structured and intended to imitate vaginal intercourse

There are often new insert textures produced, and new novelty orifice designs too. Stranger versions have included the "Succu Dry", an orifice which depicted a vampire mouth with fangs, and an "Alien Vagina" which was metallic green/blue and is believed to have been an advertising tactic.

Inserts are available in Pink, Mocha, Natural (generally restricted to the Fleshlight Girls range) and ICE. The Fleshlight ICE insert is relatively transparent and, when combined with a clear Fleshlight Case, allows the user to see their penis within the insert while masturbating. This is commonly appreciated by men who masturbate together or with female partners.

The Fleshlight Girls collection is a selection of Fleshlights with openings molded from actual female adult stars. They are supplied in a natural skin tone, and with a pearlescent case.

The new Fleshjack Vibro range include three vibrating bullets with specific locations around the entry point for insertion of these bullets to create added sensation.

In addition to the existing Fleshlight Product, the makers also created the Mr. Limpy, a real-feel penis in various sizes, and the Fleshight Motion, a large stable base unit for gripping the Fleshlight while the user penetrates the toy.

The only difference between the Fleshlight and the Fleshjack is that the Fleshjack is actively marketed to a gay male audience. The advertising graphics and branding for the Fleshjack depict men while the advertising for the Fleshlight generally depicts female models.

The marketing for the Fleshlight and Fleshjack has been extensive. The makers quickly created partnerships with some of the leading adult brands, allowing a male audience to actively witness the Flehslight being used by male adult stars. This strategy has continued, with Fleshlight supplying their products to be used in solo and mutual male masturbation pornography and even in live masturbation shows at adult events, where a collection of male stars of the adult industry masturbate together on stage using the Fleshlight in their routine.

Using the Fleshlight/Fleshjack

The Fleshlight and Fleshjack are designed for insertion of the penis, and stimulation of the erection through a standard masturbation movement.
The plastic case has a screw top at the wider end which hides the orifice. Once this cap is removed, the lubricated penis is inserted into the opening (Vagina, Mouth, Anus and "Stealth"), and the inner texture stimulates the surface of the shaft and the tip of the penis through the application of a rhythmic motion.

The plastic case also has another screw cap at the thinner end which can be adjusted during use to increase or decrease the suction experienced within the inner sleeve.

When finished, the entire unit can be disassembled for disposing of ejaculate and thorough cleaning. The Fleshlight is then stored for use in the future.

The Fleshlight is considered to be extremely durable, and it is recommended that the material be maintained by applying cornstarch, baby powder or talcum powder. This helps to reduce the stickiness of the Fleshlight material.
Likewise, it is recommended that only water-based lubricants be used with the Fleshlight and Fleshjack, as silicone based products gradually weaken the structure of the material and will cause damage.

The pricing of the Fleshlight and Fleshjack varies wildly depending on location, style of insert, and included elements (such as lubricant, vibrating bullet and case etc).

The Fleshlight is the number one male sex toy on the planet. Over 1 million have been sold to date, making it the most successful sex toy ever marketed to men.
Owners of the Fleshlight often buy more than one, becoming dedicated fans and wishing to experiment with new textures and sensations. Customers regularly promote the Fleshlight to their friends and an extensive community of Fleshlight users exists on the internet.

Saturday, 20 March 2010

Celebrity Strokers

So I've been playing around with a new free graphics software after reading reports that it rivals Adobe Photoshop, Gimp 2 (what a great name huh?)
How better to test it than to make some celebrity hunks a little more naked?


Jared Padalecki (Supernatural)


Jason Statham (The Transporter)

Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, - and others)

Hmm, who next?

Monday, 8 March 2010

STR8 Guys Answered - Real Research


A little while ago I introduced you to a little ebook called "Seven Pints - Self Identified Heterosexual Men and the Male/Male Masturbation Fetish"



The author, Conran Thomas, proposes evidence gathered through several surveys that many men who view themselves as heterosexual enjoy watching other men masturbating.

The primary thing that struck me was the number of men who admit to watching porn showing men jerking their dick. Remembering that all the guys answering this question openly state that they are straight.

Is survey three, Conran asked the 400 guys responding to this particular set of questions whether they would choose to watch video of a woman masturbating or a man. 39.5% of these heterosexual men would PREFER to watch a guy jerking his dick.
He also asked the guys to explain what kinds of porn they enjoy. What isn't surprising is that the predominant choice was Heterosexual sex.
What is very surprising was that Male Duo/Group Masturbation was the second.
And that Male Solo Masturbation was the third.

In just these two questions, a massive 91% of all the heterosexual guys asked admit to enjoying porn of men masturbating. In one question or the other, they admitted that male masturbation is something that they enjoy watching.

Personally, I'm not surprised that it features highly. Men love their cock, and masturbation is probably the most common (and commonly overlooked) sexual fetish for men. It seems logical to me that if men love their cock so much, why wouldn't they enjoy seeing other men enjoying theirs too?

And that brings me to another aspect that fascinated me and supported what I thought before reading...

When asked their opinions of what OTHER men think, they consistently underestimated the desire men have for cock.

Only 44% of these guys think that MOST OTHER MEN like looking at dick.
39% believe that MOST OTHER MEN would masturbate another guy if they had the chance.
40% believe that MOST OTHER MEN would join a male friend if he found him masturbating.

The truth is, 94.5% of all the heterosexual men taking part admitted in one question or another that they would like to have a sexual encounter with another guy. This is primarily about masturbation, and the limit for most is jerking another guys cock.
Likewise, when reviewed across all relevant questions, a total of 66% believe that MOST OTHER GUYS would have a sexual encounter with another.

I think this shows that perceptions about OTHER men is the most limiting factor when it comes to male/male mutual masturbation.
Consistently, throughout the results, men repeatedly said that they like watching guys jerking their dick, and would love to do this or that with a friend, but that they didn't believe others did, or they didn't know how to approach the situation.

There are a couple of important notes to take away from this great book.
The first is that many more straight guys like watching other guys stroking their cock than was ever made clear before.
The second is that most straight men recognize that they would like a male/male sexual relationship, possibly limited to masturbating together, but that they think they are in a minority.

This book really does offer a lot. Conran doesn't pretend to be a sexologist or an analyst. He simply asked a lot of men a lot of questions, presents the data, and proposes why results are the way they are. A lot of the numbers are fascinating, and a lot of the research into the subject is relevant.

There are a lot more questions to explore, and Conran assures me that he's working on the next book already.
I'll certainly be waiting impatiently for the next offering!

You can find the ebook at BlokeToys.co.uk

Friday, 5 March 2010

Toys I've Used With Buds - Video

I was asked few days ago about the toys I've used with my buddies. I guess this is just following on from my experiences with Jason and using a Fleshlight to break the ice.
So, I've spent a while seeking out some clips of guys using the toys I've used with mates. Enjoy!

The Aneros



Fleshlight



Nexus Vibro



FlipHole Black



Penis Pump



Sunday, 28 February 2010

My Straight Mate Jason - Round Three

You'll need to go back through the tags to read up on my first two sessions with my straight mate Jason, but here I'm gonna tell you all about the third time we stroked together.


We'd done the stroking thing twice, the second time he'd grabbed my cock and stroked me too.

I don't normally go much further than jerking off with a guy. I don't do anal sex. I don't know why but it's never been something that interests me beyond toys. I love having an anal probe up my arse, and the Bad Boy Prostate Massager is one of my favorite mens sex toys.
But anal fucking is never high on my list of things to do with a bloke.

Usually, my bating friendships go from wanking with a guy in the room, to wanking each other, to me sucking them off, and sometimes them sucking me. It depends on the guy, some will stop at me sucking them, but most end up far too curious about sucking dick and end up going to town on my rod too. It does usually take a few sessions before they reach that point though.

That's how I expected my bating with Jason to go.

So on the third session I figured I might try to see if he'd let me suck his cock.

After a night down the pub we ended up coming back to my place and things followed their usual path. I'd recently bought a new bluetooth gadget that lets me surf the net from my sofa, and we explored the internet for a while. For the first time I let Jason know some of my favorite places on line, sites that focus on guys wanking, some bisexual sites, and he seemed to really like it.
I knew he was one of those guys who had a fetish about cock and wanking. Like many straight guys there's this fascination with dick that crosses a lot of borders.

I don't know how long it took, but it seemed pretty quick. We were very quickly both naked, stroking our cocks to some bisexual porn. Jason lubed up his meat and then reached over and grabbed my cock in his slick fist. I returned the favour and we wanked each other for a while.

I kind of knew what was going to happen in the porn next. I'd seen it before. But you never know how a straight guy is going to respond to it. Some just want to skip forward, some really get into it, some are hard to read.

The two guys in the porn had so far only stroked each other, and focussed mainly on their female co-star. But now, they went to town on the others cock.


Like I said, you never really know how a straight guy is going to respond to seeing that kind of porn. But the moment the guys on screen started sucking on their mates helmet, slicking up and down their long cocks and sucking on the others balls, I could feel Jason's cock twitching in my slowly pumping fist.

I'll admit I wasn't sure how to progress, so I just asked. "You ever had a guy suck you off before?"
He glanced at me, grinned, and said "Nope. Is it true that guys do it better? My girlfriends shit at sucking me"

So I asked him if he wanted me to.

I leaned over, gripped his dick in my fist and slowly licked the tip where the slit leaked pre-cum. Then, without a moment of hesitation I swallowed his cock half way.
I felt him shudder and heard him sigh as I sucked on his pole. The head nudged the back of my throat as I opened up and engulfed his long meat as far as I could.

I enjoyed the slightly salty taste of his cock, mixed with the slightly flavored lube. I tongued the ridge and licked at the folds of foreskin.

Then he told me to stop.

I thought that was it.

Until he said "let me try it".

We positioned ourselves on the floor, kind of mechanically, but still laughing and behaving like blokes trying to fix something. We lay side-by-side, playing with the other cock in front of us. Then I felt his warm mouth slowly and tentatively take my cock in.
For a novice, he was really good. He licked and sucked perfectly. Humming now and then with pleasure as I serviced his uncut cock in return.

Of course, it didn't take long until we were both on the edge and we slowed and sped up to try to match pace.
I told him to stop a couple of times as I came close. I told him I wanted to cum when he did.

That seemed to do it. He stopped sucking just long enough to breathlessly say "I'm gonna cum any second", before going back down on my cock and sucking it hard and fast, swirling his tongue around my helmet.

I'd already decided I'd let hm cum in my mouth, but when I felt his cock pulsate and stiffen like an iron pole, I felt I had to warn him and I stopped sucking to tell him I was gonna shoot.
He stopped sucking and started jerking my cock furiously, licking at the tip as I copied him and returned the gesture. That's the moment his cock started firing cum at me.



I watched cautiously as I felt my own dick start firing off, the waves of ecstasy flooding through me as each convulsion sprayed more jizz at my mate. He carried on stroking, groaning as his own dick throbbed in my hand, squirting white spunk over my face and chest.

I felt him lick at the tip of my squirting dick, rubbing the helmet against his cheek, spreading my jizz around his face.

I hadn't expected it, and it made me even hornier to see him enjoying my cum so much.

As the waves of pleasure subsided we each sucked the others softening cock, tasting the salty cum on the slick dick of our mate. We lay there for a while, exhausted and satifsied, spattered with the jizz of the other, playing with it and petting the others semi-hard cock.

That was the first time he'd sucked cock. But it wasn't the last. In fact, a couple of hours later, after a shower and some re-fuelling, we had a second round.

Wednesday, 24 February 2010